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Doctor Dad Jokes

These doctor dad jokes are just what the doctor ordered. From patient puns to medical wordplay, this collection will have you in stitches — the good kind.

43 jokes
1

I just found out I'm colorblind.

2

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.

3

Why do nurses like red crayons?

4

Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

5

Why did the banana visit the nurse?

6

Why did the computer sneeze?

7

My doctor said I need to cut back on sodium.

8

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "I have bad news and worse news."

9

My doctor told me I'm going deaf.

10

A man told his doctor he broke his arm in two places.

11

I was addicted to soap once.

12

A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!'

13

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

14

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

15

Why did the rope go to the doctor?

16

Why did the sun go to therapy?

17

Why do nurses like red crayons?

18

I had a neck brace fitted years ago.

19

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

20

I just heard a great joke about amnesia.

21

I broke my finger last week.

22

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

23

I finally got a new hearing aid.

24

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

25

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?

26

What do a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

27

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

28

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

29

I just found out I'm colorblind.

30

I don't trust people who do acupuncture.

31

My doctor told me I had Type A blood.

32

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

33

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

34

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

35

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.

36

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant.

37

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.

38

My doctor said I was going deaf.

39

To the person who stole my glasses:

40

I just found out I'm colorblind.

41

My doctor told me I had Type A blood.

42

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

43

What do you call a lazy eye doctor?

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Frequently Asked Questions

The best doctor dad jokes play on patience/patients, operations, and medical terms. They're just what the doctor ordered!

Laughter is the best medicine! Doctor dad jokes can brighten up waiting rooms, though use good judgment around patients.

Nurses have heard them all — but they still groan, which means the jokes are working perfectly.