I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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