My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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