What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snowballs.
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
Next jokeI just got a new job as a gynecologist.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.