I made a belt out of watches once.

It was a waist of time.

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Why don't melons get married?

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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