Why don't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

I made a belt out of watches once.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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