I spent $100 on a belt that didn't fit.
My wife said it was a huge waist.
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.