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Shopping Dad Jokes

These shopping dad jokes are a real bargain. From sale puns to checkout wordplay, this collection rings up maximum laughs at no extra cost.

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I spent $100 on a belt that didn't fit.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

My wife asked me to go get six cans of Sprite from the store.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

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The best shopping dad jokes play on sales, bargains, checkout, and carts. They're always a great deal in the humor department.

Shopping dad jokes are made for the store! Drop one at checkout and watch the cashier's reaction.

Shopping dad jokes are the best Black Friday doorbusters! Free laughs that never go out of stock.