I work from home, so my commute is amazing...
It's just a short walk past the fridge, where I always get stuck in snack traffic!
It's just a short walk past the fridge, where I always get stuck in snack traffic!
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!