Office Dad Jokes
These office dad jokes will get you through the workday. From meeting puns to email wordplay, this collection is perfect for lightening up the 9-to-5 grind.
I have a joke about a broken pencil.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy?
My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance...
Why did the employee bring a mirror to work?
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at work?
Why did the coffee file a police report at the office?
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles at my desk...
Why did the belt get arrested at work?
My boss told me to stop acting like a flamingo...
Why did the stapler quit?
What do you call a coworker who never shares snacks?
I told my boss I needed a raise because three other companies were after me...
Why did the pen go to the hospital?
I used to work for a paper company...
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Frequently Asked Questions
The best office dad jokes play on meetings, bosses, emails, and deadlines. They're the perfect break from spreadsheets.
Office dad jokes are designed for work! Use them in meetings, on Slack, or whenever you need to lighten the corporate mood.
They'll groan — which is the highest compliment a dad joke can receive. Office dad jokes are universal workplace humor.