My boss asked if I had a LinkedIn...
I said, 'No, but I have a pretty good link to my couch!'
I said, 'No, but I have a pretty good link to my couch!'
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!