What's the difference between a boss and a leader?
A boss says 'Go!' and a leader says 'Let's go!' And a dad says 'Don't make me turn this meeting around!'
A boss says 'Go!' and a leader says 'Let's go!' And a dad says 'Don't make me turn this meeting around!'
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!