I used to think the brain was the most important organ.

Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me.

My wife told me she'll slam my head into the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

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