What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!
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Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-ghetti!
Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!