My wife just found out I've been cheating on her with a blind woman.

She said, "You could at least have picked someone better looking." I said, "She didn't seem to mind."

What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild?

More Dirty Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me.

What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum.