My wife said I was immature and needed to grow up.

I told her it's hard to grow up when she keeps treating me like a baby in the bedroom.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

What's the difference between a bonus and a male body part?

More Dirty Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me.

What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?

Chewing gum.