What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
A rip off.
My marriage is like a deck of cards.
Next jokeMy wife said I was immature and needed to grow up.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
I want you inside me.
What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum.